it all started out wen we, or me and the anarchist, were going to spend our allowance. we went to target. we got the thing,s mom needed first. then we went to the toy aisles. i fond squinkies that i liked. then mom saw kung zhus for only 2 bucks! i saw yama i really wanted her.* then we went to the check out line. i saw my teacher do you know what her name is?** then we went home. the end.
*The gender of all male Zhu Zhu Pets have been changed to protect their girl-friendliness.
**If you don't, too bad. The Dictator's lips are sealed, apparently.
**If you don't, too bad. The Dictator's lips are sealed, apparently.
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| Study in Black and White, by the Dictator. From L-R: Pinkie the Zhu Zhu, Rivet "River" the Kung Zhu, and Tank the Triceratops. Yama would eventually join the clan. |
NOTE: While we dotingly believe that the Dictator is brilliant for five, we readily acknowledge that she's no prodigy. Thusly, we would like to point out that the accuracy of the spelling in this blog is due only to the Dictator's insistence that we "make the red squiggly lines go away." All grammatical and punctuation errors were left intact.
