Wednesday, July 20, 2011

How I Got Yama the Kung Zhu (by guest blogger: the Dictator)

Guest Blogger, the Dictator, continues her shopping-themed blog in this classic follow up to her original, "How I Got Tank the Triceratops."  She labored over this entry for a mere 47 minutes.  Enjoy:


it all started out wen we, or me and the anarchist,  were going to spend  our allowance.  we went to target.  we got the thing,s mom needed first.  then we went to the toy aisles.  i fond squinkies that i liked.  then mom saw kung zhus for only 2 bucks!  i saw yama  i really wanted her.*  then we went to the check out line.  i saw my teacher do you know what her name is?**  then we went home.  the end.

 *The gender of all male Zhu Zhu Pets have been changed to protect their girl-friendliness.
**If you don't, too bad.  The Dictator's lips are sealed, apparently.




Study in Black and White, by the Dictator.  From L-R:
Pinkie the Zhu Zhu, Rivet "River" the Kung Zhu, and
Tank the Triceratops.  Yama would eventually join the clan.

NOTE: While we dotingly believe that the Dictator is brilliant for five, we readily acknowledge that she's no prodigy.  Thusly, we would like to point out that the accuracy of the spelling in this blog is due only to the Dictator's insistence that we "make the red squiggly lines go away."  All grammatical and punctuation errors were left intact.

2 comments:

Linda Hyland said...

Sylvie,
Your blogs are really good so far! You did a great job with the typing, too! That's not easy to do! I also love the photos.
Love, Grandma:)

Miissa Schmantowsky said...

I would say that the unique spelling lends a certain flavor to the writing. It is apparent that your sweet little Dictator is creative and intelligent just like her mom.